History of the ALH3

The Arizona Larrikins present the Mr. Happy's Pick-Up hash began in 1996 when our esteemed hash-father, Two Guys Fucking decided that we needed a more debaucherous hash in town. Initially pack sizes were small (three to six stalwart hashers), but over time it grew to the point where some summer hashes have had nearly thirty people in attendance! Take heart, those of you starting your hash, if you start it, they will cum. (er... come.)

GM-ship (or Dumb Fuck Hash Master Supremo or Hash Mattress) has since been passed down to Yer-Anus, then passed to Cum Silent, Cum Deep (that's just one name mind you), and then to Discus Meniscus (now in Phoenix), but Cum Silent felched it back and fled to Colorado, then succumbed to Charlotte the Harlot (the cow-puncher's whore). Studmuffin was the head mattress and handed it to Cervix Technician. Now that Cervix is busy doing field work with his new tool, the master of the brewskis is Bearded Clam. Questions about the hash can be directed to Arthur Gash.

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." —Ben Franklin

"He was a wise man who invented beer." —Plato

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. ." —Kaiser Wilhelm